I welcome my fellow earthly beings, as well as my co-Martians and moon men once again to my crib and I hope you all enjoyed your stay here on your last visit? I’m glad you did :). We all know why we’re gathered here again and I hope you all find what you came here for, before we proceed I’ll like to say that I have replaced my former gateman @Micomason because he got me queried by the Martian Government as it was said that several Martian minors have been obsessing over boobs since their last visit here :(.
Moving On, I’m really bored and will definately not make sense. At this point I’m thinking about making this a discussion forum( and that’s asides your comments đ ). Ehen! Lest I forget; you’ve seen smiles all over this post already abi? That’s because I have a reputation to keep as “The Joker”. In real life ehn? I’m a constant frowner and I’ve even won trophies for it in all my 3 “Planets”…but that’s a story for another visit đ .
Ok, ok…I’m about to make a declaration now and I hope I won’t regret this. I declare you all family members and this is now “OUR” house, okay?… But then I’m the “Olori-Ebi” Agreed? Who cares? I have spoken!. For those of you that don’t understand Yoruba “Olori-Ebi” = Head of Family. Moving on! We all know my reputation for convinient and lovely Rules -___- you can check @Terdoh’s Blog for “My Ten Commandments” . Anyways, those rules were for my girl friend… đ
Let’s start up this meeting officially shall we? Opening Prayers…No? Okay then, That Lanky Fellow there! Pray for Us.
@Cj_Lawson : Me?…
@JussBasco :No, your Doppelganger from Mars, Yes you!
@Cj_Lawson :Okay sir!. Oh Lord we commit this meeting to your hand, take control, Amen.
@JussBasco : Smh… Typical Earthling from Nigeria; be talking to God like you’re on Per Second Billing. Go and take your seat!
Prayers have been said (we can at least work with that) and I declare this meeting Open! I have taken pain to itemize the Agenda of the meeting too
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Topic 1 ====> RENT PAYMENT: This is actually not as outrageous as you might expect đ “Pay your rent”… That’s In Blogsville Language, but then for the sake of “non-Bloggers” (Puffs Chest and adjusts “Ray-Band” Shades) I expect most of you reading this post to subscribe to my blog and it’s quite simple. Tick the box that has something to do with “receiving notification of new post via mail” and post your comment. There! That wasn’t so hard, was it? I’m a good “Olori-Ebi” đ and the rent might actually help as I am broke as “Break” was… Get it? Past tense of break? x_x.
Topic 2 ====> MY STABILITY: It is obvious that nothing in this world is stable anymore and this is very evident with the latest successful haunting down of RIM by the recently jobless poltergeist Steve đ . Having said that, I’ll expect you want me to be happy and we never can tell if that “Lizard” called Mike has a way of getting back at Apple #GoFigure (Easy for EDS students tho *Shrug* ) so I demand that we contribute money now to buy me the following:
-iPad 2
-Swift 4G Broadband
-Bold 9900 SmartPhone
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-iPhone 4s.
-Any HTC phone.
-Etisalat Sim Card with 8 Months BIS and 3,000 Credit.
-MTN Sim Card and a trash can with matching colors
-Econet (or whatever they’re called now)sim card with 4,000 Credit.
-Glo sim with 3 Months BIS and 5,125 Credit. And any other thing you think might compliment these cheap items listed above
With all these you will be sure that your Olori-Ebi will always be comfortable no matter who’s F**king Up đ and he will be able to have “stories” whenever you visit him….
Topic 3 ====> RIGHTS OF OLORI-EBI : Let me briefly tell you about one olori-ebi in my family when I was growing up. This man called for contribution of money for Coaster bus because the family was like a football League(Yes! 20 Teams)and his wise reason was that so we can go and watch actual teams play in the Nigerian League according to the capacity of the Bus (Family Raffle to decide Lucky Winners). I instantly loved the idea and contributed my 5Naira sha… Every other person contributed their “Huge” Sums too and the Olori-Ebi went to cotonou to buy the Bus and still hasn’t returned (I’ll go to cotonou too when pissed off, that place seems far đ ).
I hope you are getting this? I may ask you all too to contribute for a certain item that may cost a lot and can be purchased only in cotonou; it’s my RIGHT!
Topic 4 ====> ROOFING : Ehen, first let me thank you for the Air condition (Or whatever it’s called, kmt* A/C joor) but our ranting abode is still in dire need of appropriate roofing. I don’t plan on dwelling much on this topic; Buy the house “Gele” Finish.
@cj_Lawson : Olori-Ebi, what’s in this meeting for us na?
@JussBasco : Sharaap there! How much are you contributing that you’re making Noise sef? I was going to get to that and now you’ve pissed me off! Nothing for y’all till next meeting.
@LaChicNoire : Lai Lai o! There must be something for us today. There must! Which kind of agbaya are you?
@JussBasco : Kind of agbaya? Give me Options.
@LaChicNoire : No Options.
@JussBasco : you this Black geh; Iya dudu, calm down for Jesus mehn. Ok, ok… How about I give an advice after the meeting? For you all.
@LaChicNoire : Don’t insult my complexion! And yes, I’ll make do with just an advice… *Shrug*
@JussBasco: ok. #Gbagaun! It’s “Some Advice” :p
Err…There’s no better way to say this, but I wanna use the toilet and I can’t bare to do so with y’all around. MEETING ADJOURNED (I hope I used this in the right context). Yes! How can I forget?… The Advice, yea? ====> “Tamba” today and save the trees đ *Shuts Door*